03 October 2006

Can one get 'naughtier' than this?!!?


"OH.... Those girls .... they are very well behaved & obedient..." ...This is what most people think of us.. well...QUITE true but partially false! muhahahaha!!

A small example of how much funn ..."mischief" can be!!!
Case 1:
I was returning home in a crowded bus,and the bus stop was arnd 10min away from home. I requested the driver.."hullo bhaiyya...aap zara bus side pe rokiyey pls...ghar jaldi jaana hain."
Tht fella gave a hugee smile... i deciphered it thinkng he wld stop wherever i askd him to.
But tht very intelligent man stopped xactly near the busstop
and says :"dhigu amma"[get down
girl]
"aaaargh"[bloddy as if i dnt knw...!]
I smiled back too...

NOW this means i hafta walk back home for 10min...gaaaawwwwwwd!

As they say GOD always shows us other means of opportunities , i TURNED TO the minitaxi [also calld 7seaters]. After i got into it...i realised i had no money...mannnn!! wat do i do!!
then....right on time....my best friend 'Mischief ' struck ...like a bulb glowing on my head...
xactly few feet away from where i had to get down i askd him : "ESI or bowenpally..."
he said:" ESI madam."
[who botHers...if its ESI or bowenpally...
this is where i had to get down...]
I immidiately, with a worried look on my face... "oh...Bowenpally kaadhaa?pls stop"
I got down and walkd back home cooly!
ufff.... u shld have seen the guys face [ almost read...y dnt these girls ask where does the auto go bfore gettin in to it]
LOL...who cares...!! i went home easily without spending a penny! :P :P
hmmm...u can call it "Time sense" n "presence of mind" too!
btw...i still follow this technique!:P It works!!!!!......most of the times!!

CASE 2:
My sis n i were returning from the movie POKIRI.. i was driving my bike and she was seated behind me.
As we came out of the theatre, a strong pungent smell hit our noses!
Ruddy hell...looks like those men forgot the loo was inside the theatre!
yuccccck!
my sis almost had a breathing problem!!
cha......no wonder y INDIA is soooo hygenic!
We were almost nearing my home...when we found another man
proudly doing the same job!
again the mischief bulb struck us...
We drove slowly until we were few feet away from him....and we blew the horn so louddd.... that he almosst stopped doing wat he wanted to do....
Trust me ... my goddd.... we laughd the whole nite!!!... he may never do it again on public places!

now...i wrote just the few[first degree] pranks .... we played many more and shall continue to play also!! :D:D

The fun u derive out of this is immense...but just, just a friendly warning and the policy I follow is: " have fun...BUT not @ the cost of others!"
My friends n few acquaintainces who read this blog may say :" oh...these r very small ones... she dint write the 'actual ones'...."
hmm... well...all i can say is :"THIS is JUST the BEGINNING!" ;)