03 October 2006

Can one get 'naughtier' than this?!!?


"OH.... Those girls .... they are very well behaved & obedient..." ...This is what most people think of us.. well...QUITE true but partially false! muhahahaha!!

A small example of how much funn ..."mischief" can be!!!
Case 1:
I was returning home in a crowded bus,and the bus stop was arnd 10min away from home. I requested the driver.."hullo bhaiyya...aap zara bus side pe rokiyey pls...ghar jaldi jaana hain."
Tht fella gave a hugee smile... i deciphered it thinkng he wld stop wherever i askd him to.
But tht very intelligent man stopped xactly near the busstop
and says :"dhigu amma"[get down
girl]
"aaaargh"[bloddy as if i dnt knw...!]
I smiled back too...

NOW this means i hafta walk back home for 10min...gaaaawwwwwwd!

As they say GOD always shows us other means of opportunities , i TURNED TO the minitaxi [also calld 7seaters]. After i got into it...i realised i had no money...mannnn!! wat do i do!!
then....right on time....my best friend 'Mischief ' struck ...like a bulb glowing on my head...
xactly few feet away from where i had to get down i askd him : "ESI or bowenpally..."
he said:" ESI madam."
[who botHers...if its ESI or bowenpally...
this is where i had to get down...]
I immidiately, with a worried look on my face... "oh...Bowenpally kaadhaa?pls stop"
I got down and walkd back home cooly!
ufff.... u shld have seen the guys face [ almost read...y dnt these girls ask where does the auto go bfore gettin in to it]
LOL...who cares...!! i went home easily without spending a penny! :P :P
hmmm...u can call it "Time sense" n "presence of mind" too!
btw...i still follow this technique!:P It works!!!!!......most of the times!!

CASE 2:
My sis n i were returning from the movie POKIRI.. i was driving my bike and she was seated behind me.
As we came out of the theatre, a strong pungent smell hit our noses!
Ruddy hell...looks like those men forgot the loo was inside the theatre!
yuccccck!
my sis almost had a breathing problem!!
cha......no wonder y INDIA is soooo hygenic!
We were almost nearing my home...when we found another man
proudly doing the same job!
again the mischief bulb struck us...
We drove slowly until we were few feet away from him....and we blew the horn so louddd.... that he almosst stopped doing wat he wanted to do....
Trust me ... my goddd.... we laughd the whole nite!!!... he may never do it again on public places!

now...i wrote just the few[first degree] pranks .... we played many more and shall continue to play also!! :D:D

The fun u derive out of this is immense...but just, just a friendly warning and the policy I follow is: " have fun...BUT not @ the cost of others!"
My friends n few acquaintainces who read this blog may say :" oh...these r very small ones... she dint write the 'actual ones'...."
hmm... well...all i can say is :"THIS is JUST the BEGINNING!" ;)

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cheating the auto guy the first time was ok, but it sure is bad doing it the second time. Just a matter of 5 Rupees at max, you should'nt have done it.

Anonymous said...

Completely in sync with how u honked on with the horn..Keep hitting it hard....Enjoyed reading the pranksters work....

Malavika said...

hilarious lady!

IThinkThereforeIam said...

tq all :D :P

Kk said...

First trick's real neat ;) sad thing is auto waala's are not so nice to guys as they are to girls.
I agree with ur policy., but u already claimed a poor victim na.., didnt let him do his duty :P

Sudhakar said...

Naughty girl!! ,I tried the first trick too..

Second one, Hmmm...Guys enjoy doing that in open air . Are you jealous of that freedon guys are having?

Anonymous said...

true madamme!!u have been upto still better tricks...did u frget alleygator??thats the best prank we had together...nevr gng to forget it.
:P

IThinkThereforeIam said...

lol true soum!
and hey sudhakar...tq fr ur comment!
and pls i m nt breaching anyone's privacy nor am i jealous!

Anonymous said...

Thats a nice track ... already the content is so inviting and now the track too... Keep it going... DONOT STOP

Anonymous said...

and the only person who reads this blog atleast once a day is ME...after all...''its my blog....''

hehee...dont worry from now on i will also start reading daily...but the condition u post a new blog atleast once in two days...
just kidding...
funny blog..waiting to read more such pranks yo prankster..

Vamsee.

Anonymous said...

lol..i agree with vamsee. i too will start reading your blogs once a day...KEEP GOING..:)

Anonymous said...

Just disgusting!! What kind of a naughty and silly behaviour from educated girls. And how dare they can brag about this kind of rubbish. It is not funny.... down right cheap asnd childish!!!

shantanu said...

The lazy ass that i am..i dint have the enthu to comment on each of ur posts..but in general..i think it makes a good read...The way you use pictures to get urself started is something i havent come across....the random-ness of your blog is interesting too....
I esp liked the last one....Mischief.......Hi 5 for getting back at the auto wallas of hyd....they make a killing swindling money out of us...so its hinh time we hit back at them...
And about honking when some is least expecting it..let alone when someone is attending to natures call...GOOD CALL....i have done it..and everyone should do it too...the road is a place to Honk....not a place to pee....way to go....

Fearless said...

I am glad to have read the "I DO"... I certainly have a way ahead to approach now! I guess this is a must read for everyone whoz looking!
TS, you really are so valuable to your friends! Keep that GEM style going.

IThinkThereforeIam said...

hey Shantanu!
hi5!
thx for ur comments! :)

and Sharath!
Reading is easy, saying is also easy,writing is a little hard, but following what u say/read/write requires hardwork... gud luck dude!
and u knw what i mean!
and yes.. ill keep the style movin'!
tq :)